"sorry I can't come home right now, gotta go to The Lab."
The Lab? Pls dont turn to science...
Fucking shit cunt.
Coffee Messiah :)
Chloe yates commented
Wow thats Amazing !
It's catchier when it's just "The Lab". As long as it's clear that visitors are the experimenters, and not being experimented on...
I'd go with Cafe Lab using your idea and others